stab you

To give chocolate

I'll stab you

by Elvis dogooder July 18, 2021

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap

"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"

by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009

I will stab you

A non-threatening threat. Basically, it's how one will show their anger to another, quickly look around for a sharp object, fail in finding one, and say the threat anyways, not being able to back it up. Usually used in a friendly manner, where the speaker (probably) won't stab the other guy, anyway.

Jack: Hey man, you know what a pelican looks like!?
John: Well, you've got the saggy chins, the beady eyes, and you are annoying as Hell, so... I'm gonna have to say, like you.
Jack: I will stab you...

by Kil Lerown April 17, 2010

I stab you

Phrase said at Saugus High School. Attempted by many, mastered by only one.

Mr. Miller, the Euro teacher, can't pull off saying "I stab you". Only that weird kid with the scarf can.

by Awesome Incarnate December 1, 2004

i stab you

Mastered only by the one true Iland, meant to make kids shut up quickly such as Abigale and Zach.

Miller: Abigale, I stab you. Is that write? Iland: No, its istabyou!

by Shazam89 December 2, 2004

im going to stab you to death

a threat where a person is telling another that they are going to fatally stab them

"im going to stab you to death"
"rude of you"

by rb ryan December 11, 2024

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025