by DaTraveler November 25, 2013
Snonym for advertisement or click-bait. Also called "promoted content", to trick the people who *finally* figured out sponsored content also means "bullshit follows".
It's usually some picture completely out of context for the advert, just there to draw your attention to the fraudlent, errr, sponsored content. These spurious pictures used to bounce around in their frames, before the Geneva Convention outlawed those mechanisms (and HTML flash tags) as crimes against humanity.
Underneath each spurious photo will be a partial headline designed to create a curiosity or "intellectual" itch that needs to scratched. For instance, "Doctors recommend that all parents of three headed babies do this..". Sometimes these lies, err, partial headlines are keyed to you location, in order to astonish you that something "important" is happening nearby. For instance "If you live near Ulan Bator, your mortgage could be paid...". Sponsored content usually appears in groups of four to six turds, or frames, at the end of an article. Nowadays, a real story may lurk in the fecal matter, to try to fool you into clicking on one of the nearby stools.
It's usually some picture completely out of context for the advert, just there to draw your attention to the fraudlent, errr, sponsored content. These spurious pictures used to bounce around in their frames, before the Geneva Convention outlawed those mechanisms (and HTML flash tags) as crimes against humanity.
Underneath each spurious photo will be a partial headline designed to create a curiosity or "intellectual" itch that needs to scratched. For instance, "Doctors recommend that all parents of three headed babies do this..". Sometimes these lies, err, partial headlines are keyed to you location, in order to astonish you that something "important" is happening nearby. For instance "If you live near Ulan Bator, your mortgage could be paid...". Sponsored content usually appears in groups of four to six turds, or frames, at the end of an article. Nowadays, a real story may lurk in the fecal matter, to try to fool you into clicking on one of the nearby stools.
1) Never click on sponsored content; it can summon the devil, or something even more evil from Taboola!
2) "Sponsored content" is related to "useful" as "Jussie Smollett" is to "truthful".
2) "Sponsored content" is related to "useful" as "Jussie Smollett" is to "truthful".
by therealmookmerkin April 11, 2019
A white person dating someone outside their ethnicity in order to promote their partners social credibility within the white community.
Did you hear Michelle is now sponsoring a black gentlemen she met online? He seems like a very trustworthy guy.
by BeKindRewind April 21, 2016
a guy who only rocks and wears true religion appeal. typically found in high school this guys spend time smoking, having sex and chilling. they only really go to school to chill and rarely ever to work
by mannyb_b February 3, 2019
:D happiest kid alive, also goes by the name of Daniel. Tends to come off as a nice boy. But can be a total playaaaa!
by lalalyssa August 7, 2009
Evan: Have you heard, the Office Xmas Party's on a Thursday this year. Best take Friday off huh?
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).
by JB42 August 22, 2010
When someone glazes someone too much or is glazing in general
It’s kind of a pun because Krispy Kreme sells glazed donuts
It’s kind of a pun because Krispy Kreme sells glazed donuts
The media: “wow, isn’t Victor Wembanyama so dreamy? Isn’t literally the best? He’s already better than MJ AND LeBron”
Me: “is the NBA sponsored by Krispy Kreme?”
Me: “is the NBA sponsored by Krispy Kreme?”
by Cool100Fires November 7, 2023