spas

Short for spastic or spasticated person. Mostly used in the UK.
Alternatives include: Spastic, Spaz, Spazpuss, Spaztard and Spastard

Shut the hell up you Spaz.
You're such a Spaztard.

by Garrett February 3, 2005

SPAS

Abbreviation of Special Purpose Automatic Shotgun

I have a Franchi SPAS 12 Shotgun

by Panhead March 17, 2004

Spas

Plz stop

Hun: "skal vi ikke lave noget spas?"
Han: *skyder hende og derefter sig selv*

by SandhedenMåFrem October 25, 2015

spas

Senseless Panic Attack Syndrome... commonly known as a Spas(pronounced Spaz).

--So, Judy, how are you today- Bwah! Beek! Lala do! AHHHHH! MONKEYS!!! NO!!!!!
--Uh, Becky, are you OK?
--Sorry, I suffer from Senseless Panic Attack Syndrome... I'm a Spas.

by iAwesome May 17, 2009

spas

Some People are Sad
Often used to refer to pathetic, lowlife cretins who usually have a unusual fascination with a certain object or item The SPA word can also be mutated to form other insults such as: spaf - some people are fat.

Linda Statts: Oh yeah..they've got a website for the Russian Pipeline on here too.

Gareth Evans: S.P.A.S

by Richard =D November 18, 2004

spas

Sexiest TF player ever to live.

SEX GOD stared upon by many glorious women

by Quinny March 2, 2004

SPAS

SPAS stands for Social Persona Anti Symptom. This feeling you have when you get to know someone online through their profile on social media, you follow them and at first you may like them or find an interest in them, yet slowly you develop SPAS against them, they are a turn of in the way they present themselves, how they expose themselves online- SPAS is a feeling of rejection, judgmental and it feels like you know you don't like them even though you have never truly met. Now when you have SPAS against someone you are not remotely interested in hanging out with them offline. The big question is can we overcome SPAS and potentially meet someone awesome even though online we think they suck!?

This Insta profile makes me feel SPAS

I Feel SPAS against him
Im having a SPAS moment
He/She has a SPAS profile

by Dara and Sari July 23, 2019