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SMFBS- an acronym which stands for 'so much fucking bull shit.'
Used in times of what the fuck or shit out of luck moments.
Usually not used in person, mainly via internet or text.
Me-" I heard Jeff got arrested"
Someone-"For what?"
Me-"He was in the car with some guy that had 20lbs. of meth."
Someone-" Wtf? thats smfbs"
SMFBS by FUCKYOURWORLD October 18, 2009
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smfbs means, "shake my f*cking ball sack." This is a verb.
Amanda to Jesse-you are dumb!
Jesse to Amanda-well u can smfbs!
smfbs by funigirl July 11, 2011
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noun.

Acronym for "suck my ebony boner". Can also use the alternate spelling, schmebs. The origin of the word can be traced back to the midwest, or more specifically, Port Huron, MI.
So I says to the bitch, "schmebs or what?"

Damn, that ho is a delicious schmebulator!
smebs by captainlonghair April 18, 2005
I told my girlfriend christina to suck my fuckin balls. SMFB XTINA!
Save My Fucking Seat.
What you say to your "friends" when you get up at a party to go get some more beer.
Asshole #1: "Go fill my keg cup."
Asshole #2: "SMFS"
SMFS by Treighz December 28, 2007