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SMFBS- an acronym which stands for 'so much fucking bull shit.'
Used in times of what the fuck or shit out of luck moments.
Usually not used in person, mainly via internet or text.
Me-" I heard Jeff got arrested"
Someone-"For what?"
Me-"He was in the car with some guy that had 20lbs. of meth."
Someone-" Wtf? thats smfbs"
SMFBS by FUCKYOURWORLD October 18, 2009
Words you can keep
smfbs means, "shake my f*cking ball sack." This is a verb.
Amanda to Jesse-you are dumb!
Jesse to Amanda-well u can smfbs!
smfbs by funigirl July 11, 2011
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Smfb by Quisi808 August 24, 2022
jeff you doing some smfb today?
smfb by creamyhamstrings January 25, 2008
noun.

Acronym for "suck my ebony boner". Can also use the alternate spelling, schmebs. The origin of the word can be traced back to the midwest, or more specifically, Port Huron, MI.
So I says to the bitch, "schmebs or what?"

Damn, that ho is a delicious schmebulator!
smebs by captainlonghair April 18, 2005
Suck my fuckin balls , SMFB
I told my girlfriend christina to suck my fuckin balls. SMFB XTINA!
Save My Fucking Seat.
What you say to your "friends" when you get up at a party to go get some more beer.
Asshole #1: "Go fill my keg cup."
Asshole #2: "SMFS"
SMFS by Treighz December 28, 2007
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

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A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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