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Does kyler have a small penis 

No of course not! Kylers has a 13 inch mega-shlong
Does kyler have a small penis , no it is bigger than an aircraft carrier

Does Kyler have a small penis 

Yes its incredibly small and no girl would fuck him so he's forced to be gay
"Does Kyler have a small penis?" "Yes that's why the only person who'll fuck him is Noah"

Does This Smell Like Chloroform

The method of getting laid with the highest success rate.
Jack: "Hey Dorothy, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Dorothy: "Hmm let's see..." *smells, faints*
Jack: "Great Success!" *unzips pants*

what does pussy smell like 

Hey man what does pussy smell like?
Fish.

what does pussy smell like 

Fish, just fish.
What does pussy smell like?
Fish

Does this smell like chloroform

A phrase used by people who have never smelt chloroform and/or those who don't know how chloroform actually works. Supposedly the person will pass out after sniffing a rag soaked in chloroform like in the movies, but in reality they would think it's some kind of cleaning fluid with fragrance if it hasn't evaporated in less than a minute.
He asked "does this smell like chloroform" before handing me a rag that seemed to be wet. I said "yes, that's trichloroethylene and it smells like chloroform"