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slap a house on it

The act of explaining to your friend that you would like to have a girlfriend with a huge butt
Steve: Hey mike you see that girl over there,
Mike: yeah
Steve: yeah I’d love to slap a house on it

slamhouse 

-verb
To subject a partner, usually female, to rough and largely self-satisfying sexual activity. Commonly used in Northeast Ohio, and especially Washington, DC.
"Dude, I slamhoused Jillian last night."
slamhouse by TheDudes44107 May 30, 2008

slophouse 

a female whos excessive drinking results in absolutely no control over her body or gentleman she will engage in sexual relations with at any given time
sara is a gigantic slophouse
Let's get out of the flat, grab a pint, and hit the slaphouse.
slaphouse by The TinMan May 1, 2009

slophouse-shit-slinger 

A institutional cook that serves low grade food who got the bad "wrap" mainly because of the mad cow disease epidemic.
Eat an Entrée Manure while this entrepreneur shoves shit down my throat like a slophouse-shit-slinger.