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Urban black slang for "lawyer" referencing the attorney Robert Shapiro who miraculously got OJ Simpson off of murder even with mountains of damning evidence against him. Robert Shapiro may be the only Jew who is not hated by blacks.
"You, state police just found my biscuit in the Q river. Call my shapiro."
shapiro by A-Rock March 8, 2008
A hilariously tragic scenario in which a woman is compelled to validate her significant other's laughable inability to satisfy her sexually by publicly stating that wet-ass pussy is a Liberal conspiracy.
My p-word has never been wet so clearly I'm living a full-on Shapiro existence!
Shapiro by JLM1975 August 14, 2020
The fast-talking speed-god of capitalism and destroyer of libtards. This mythical beasts uses facts and logic to destroy socialists and p-word moisture. His one weakness is his undeniable love for AOC feet pics, and he will do anything to even catch a glimpse of them. It is said, if he desires he could drop a fire rap track, and raps better and faster than Eminem. Some say he doesn’t even exist. One of the few entities in the world to host Pewdiepie’s Meme review.
Oh no, here comes Shapiro. Quick! Everyone dry off your P-Words!
Shapiro by SnazzyK September 18, 2020
A term used to describe a snitch, or a suck up.
Man, I got suspended because of that Shapiro.
shapiro by Inertia Longtrail April 21, 2007
The name of a man who is all about business, and enjoys solitude. It's very difficult to grab hold of a Shapiro, as he is always conducting his own business in one way or another. Often, a Shapiro will be spotted drinking a Shapiro while speeding in the Shapiro Speedway off the Shapiro islands. In short, slang for fecal matter.
That guy, Shapiro, won't give me the time of day. No wonder his name is Shapiro.
Shapiro by nunbiz4646 March 14, 2014

Shapiro Mode 

Sometimes referred to as Chipmunk Mode.

Slang for putting a video, especially a boring instructional video, on 2x speed to make it go by faster, typically because the presenter talks too slowly. So named because it makes the presenter sound like Ben Shapiro (or a chipmunk).
Ugh, another asynchronous lecture video. Let's save us some time and energy and put it into Shapiro Mode.
Shapiro Mode by Shepherd Guy September 1, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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