Urban Dictionary: SED

A state of intoxication caused by marijuana usage. Short for stoned.

"We took a drive around the block and got S'ed."
"Shiny objects are interesting when you're S'ed."

by Der Künstler January 16, 2006

Person 1: Stfu bitch
Person 2: SED you fat cunt
Person 1: Damn...i cant handle that
Person 2: Knowing your slut ass, you will handle it no problem

by AnonymousXIX July 17, 2016

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Seds is the nickname given to the ever greatful Hannah Seddon, saving her from the embarassment of walking round with the nickname "fudge" over her head.

"SEDS!! shut the fuck up!"
Also "sedders" and "chedders" when one can be assed to use an extra syllabul.

by Seds March 29, 2005

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Ancient Unix tool commonly used for simple string replacements. Abbreviation of "Stream EDitor".

See also: s/

command: echo "test foo blah" | sed -e 's/foo/bar/'
output: test bar blah

by DJMoses May 27, 2009

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im chat..short for said, like "he said", "she said"...sez

he sed..., she sed..., we sed..., you sed...

by blthrskt December 29, 2005

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A man with an incredibly small penis. The owner makes up with his short comings by being an aggressive vegan.

I feel bad to him, I heard he's Sed.

by PunaniWang December 29, 2019

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This person is usually tall, is very good at math and every other subject. An athletic person who beats everyone's ass. Bullies her friends because they're short. Brings a whole entire restaurant during lunch. Independent and unbothered. If you have a friend named Sed, cherish them forever, you do not want to lose this friend.

Person: Is that Sed?
Me: Yes it is!
Person: They seem nice.
Me: They are super nice but be careful they bully people who are shorter than them.

by woonnuu August 05, 2021

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