Scrunches

Squishes for friends, and crushes are for lovers. But what about the line between? Introducing: scrunches. When you would be down with dating someone but don't have any strong romantic attraction towards them.

Eris: I want a queer-platonic relationship with someone, what should I call that feeling?
Nat: You have a scrunch on someone! Congratulations! Scrunches are great!

Scrunches by Lemonade 🏳️‍🌈 Chaos May 20, 2021

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.

Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7 by samsung0804 July 27, 2019

Scrunchles

A group of 26 scrunchies .

I’m going to get you a bunchle of scrunchles for your birthday!

Scrunchles by Scrunchle owner November 26, 2019

Angel scratches

A more pleasant term for stretch marks.

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."

Angel scratches by A. Spears April 22, 2015

scrunch neck 

A hot black guy who's tall and stylish but has a super scrunchy neck. He is perfect for girls with 9 chins. Everyone wants to touch his neck cause it's so squishy! Scrunch neck is a very loveable guy.

Hey, look at scrunch neck over there!

scrunch neck by thegirlwithsixchins January 25, 2017

National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day 

It’s is on September 19

It is national give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day by It’s real dictionary September 19, 2019

scrumches 

Tasty, Good, WOnderful, Orgasmic flavoring.

That cow Sonia Patel was scrumches yesturday. LALA was also scrumches.

scrumches by De Jesus July 25, 2007