Large, sasquatch like creature seen prowling the University of Minnesota campus in a bathrobe, playing disc golf. Can be attracted by cake, or calls of "what's the deal schmeal?"
by Pioneer February 21, 2005
by Aganoo July 11, 2021
anything you want it to be, can be good or bad, (though usually bad). this word derrives from lauren and hogg!! schmear can also be used
can be used when shouting at people from the geography windows at school, or any window for that matter. e.g. "schmeal"
by laurenzo bennitti January 02, 2005
by hinghamhoe123 November 27, 2021
slang, colloquial to certain circles in Allentown, PA
1. (v.) to network effectively - into the club, into her panties, or into some cheeba
2. (n.) any type of underhanded activity
3. (n.) a crafty plan
4. (n.) narcotics
1. (v.) to network effectively - into the club, into her panties, or into some cheeba
2. (n.) any type of underhanded activity
3. (n.) a crafty plan
4. (n.) narcotics
1. "Yo that cat's been schmealin with that ho all night" or "I schmealed my way into the VIP room." or "I schmealed some free trees from my brother"
2. "Yo what dem cats schmealin about over there?"
3. "The schmeal had been put into effect."
4. "Care for some k-schmeals?"
2. "Yo what dem cats schmealin about over there?"
3. "The schmeal had been put into effect."
4. "Care for some k-schmeals?"
by glendonius March 31, 2006
by CT x October 31, 2019
The term “Schmeal” can be whatever you want it to be because it doesn’t have a single definition. Dropping “schmeal” in a roast battle can help you instantly win. Or maybe it can help you get outta the friend zone. “Schmeal” has unlimited possibilities
Dan: that’s why your mom is so hot
Trinity: stfu you smell like schmeal
Dan: you wanna try my schmeal?
Trinity: No, Dan you’re just a friend
Trinity: stfu you smell like schmeal
Dan: you wanna try my schmeal?
Trinity: No, Dan you’re just a friend
by Wugar19 July 10, 2022