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Samwise Gamgee

THE SHEXIESHT CREATURE THAT HAD EVER WALKED THE PLANET
formerly stalked by the penis-muffin
(look up "penis muffin" for more information)
Adam Sigal
(you know ur shexy!)

Samwise Gamgee

When you pull your ballbag skin and cover your whole penis with it, like the scene when Samwise covers Frodo with his cape outside Mordor.
My sack was pretty stretchy so I did a Samwise Gamgee on myself
Samwise Gamgee by Remove the head October 4, 2018

samewise gamgee

Means "same"
i think morgoth is totally the most badass character in the lotr universe.
samewise gamgee, bro.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026