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Samwise Gamgee

THE SHEXIESHT CREATURE THAT HAD EVER WALKED THE PLANET
formerly stalked by the penis-muffin
(look up "penis muffin" for more information)
Adam Sigal
(you know ur shexy!)

Samwise Gamgee

When you pull your ballbag skin and cover your whole penis with it, like the scene when Samwise covers Frodo with his cape outside Mordor.
My sack was pretty stretchy so I did a Samwise Gamgee on myself
Samwise Gamgee by Remove the head October 4, 2018

samewise gamgee

Means "same"
i think morgoth is totally the most badass character in the lotr universe.
samewise gamgee, bro.