S.F.T. 

So fucking tired: you need an entire pot of coffee to think about even waking up type of tired.

After working on that project all night,I am now S.F.T. I need a starbucks

S.F.T. by Jess L August 29, 2007

V.S.F.T.

Vietnamese Spin Fuck Table: Ancient device used to "spin" your partner about the axis of your penis. The table is a circular device with an opening in the center as an access point.

Jason just added some high-speed ball bearings to his old V.S.F.T.

V.S.F.T. by Payneful May 22, 2009

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F 

I
Love
You
But
I
Know
You
Don't
Feel

The

Same

Way
And
You
Rather

Just
Stay
Friends

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F ilybikydftswayrjsf

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F by sad_BOI2004 November 23, 2021

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

g.i.t.s.f.i.t.s.

Gentlemen in the streets
Freak in the sheets

I want a g.i.t.s.f.i.t.s.

g.i.t.s.f.i.t.s. by not.my.name. February 15, 2020

S.F.I.T.Z. 

The Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zurich

The S.F.I.T.Z. was a great place to learn physics.

S.F.I.T.Z. by A M80N8R May 25, 2016

s.o.f.t. 

an older person that has very little sense. whatever theyve done and they know theyre in the wrong, they fall into the catagory of "soft".this is usually used when small children and old ladies are around, stil..old ladies are not exempt from the term which means......

old grumpy get, pushing a wheelchair with his elderly mother in it, deliberately rams into your achilles....the retort would be "stupid old fucking twat"
or "s.o.f.t. cunt"

s.o.f.t. by mik63 August 17, 2007