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2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths 

The first line of the song, "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq. It is a perfect opening line and captures the pure randomness of the song.
2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths. Every day man's on the block. Smoke trees. See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack quack quack, you man were ducking.
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d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math 

Nobody has lived to tell the tale of d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math, (READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK)

Law 1: Arithmetic of Commutative Associative.

Law 2: Distributive hard Fractal.

Law 3: "Do I have to call home today because all you have accomplished is writing a dick and balls in someone else's book"
Him: "Hey Broskie, do you know what a Distributive hard Fractal is?"

Her: "Well, of course, I in fact follow d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math"

Him: "Wow, you lived to tell the tale?"

Her: "Wanna get juice?"

Brett's 3 Deadly Challanges 

Three challanges that consist of:
1. Chugging an entire bottle of vodka in one night

2. Taking 20 hits from a bong in a row

3. Packing a mouth with a full tin of snus for 60 minutes
"Bro are you doing any of Brett's 3 deadly challanges?" "Nahh dude, those are fucked up."

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths 

an example of someone who didn't pay attention in the maths
Sir Wellingtonsibridulatumarevana : 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

Tim : Kid, go back to school

Five nights at Freddy's 3

A scary video game that makes you jump out of your seat. It is so SCARY it makes you shit your pants. There is a lot of animals and a balloon boy that pops up on your face. Freddy is the main character that kills you when it pops in your face. The other characters don't kill you. There is cameras that you have to look through to see if they are coming to scare the shit out of you. There is this annoying guy that calls you for like 5 minutes.
Five nights at Freddy's 3 is scary as shit.

Abraham's 3-Headed Snake 

Abraham's 3-Headed Snake: Islam, Judaism, and Christianity. It's the three poisonous religions that came from the roots of Abraham that is as nasty, venomous, and vicious as a snake, causing more wars, more deaths, and more false promises and all the religions combined.

Each of the three headed snake wants to portray itself as something like a peaceful and kind rabbit, unlike the other two. However, truth is, it's equally the same crap as the other two. Beware of it, it's very dangerous!
Jew: No, my religion is the right religion, because Moses, who looks like Charlton Heston, said so.

Christian: No, my religion is the right religion, because Jesus Chris, who looks like a hippie, said so.

Muslim: No, my religion is the right religion, because Mohammed, who's too ugly to be shown, said so.

Me: There goes the Abraham's 3-headed snake again, trying to swallow the rest of us whole!

devil's 3 way 

When 2 guys have sex with one women
Last night me and alex had a devil's 3 way with his mom.
devil's 3 way by birdman1741 December 27, 2011
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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