Ryder Burton

Ryder is a really great guy. He has the most beautiful eyes. Bright bright blue ones. He’s very tall. He has the most kindest heart. He loves to cuddle and snuggle. If you don’t give him attention sometimes he’ll give a pouty face. His kisses last for what feels like forever. He’s always there if you need somebody to talk to or to cry too. He might mess up sometimes but he will always choose you. He is an amazing boyfriend when it’s his time. He’ll treat you right in al the ways possible. You are very lucky to meet a ryder. Especially a ryder Burton. Now if you meet when hold them right and never let them go. That’s what I’m doing.

I love you ryder Burton.

Ryder Burton by Ilovefish November 7, 2020

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Ryder Burton

Ryder Burton is a very strange boy. All though he can mess up quite often always forgive him because he really does try his hardest. He always has this amazing smile on his face that makes you smile. Take a picture of his best moments when you get the chance. When you look back on them later it will feel amazing. He has these beautiful eyes, I don’t think I have seen any other quite as beautiful. They sparkle in the sun. Oh gosh they are beautiful. His hair is soft and he loves when you touch and play with it. It was once blond but now it’s more brown but you will love it no matter what. Make sure you play with his ears too he loves that the most. His kisses feel like they will last forever to make sure you hold tight on everyone he gives you. His hugs will make you glow inside. His hight will give you a shock. He will be very tall and that’s what makes his hugs the best. He will be the best boyfriend that you will ever meet so hold on to him just like me. He was wove you forever and always. I wish you Godspeed on your journey with a ryder Burton. Take good care of him please.

My lovey Ryder Burton

Ryder Burton by Ilovefish November 7, 2020

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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