the russian jew

one of the worlds loveliest primates known to unbernate during random times of the day, normaly sleeping until 4 in the afternoon. this species is limited and almost to full extinction.
the russian jew...

louis - janine!
stop taking my clothes!

janine - naawwh!
mert.
by louis silvest August 13, 2008
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sideways russian jew buster

when godzilla takes his cock and rubs it between your toes and then a russian comes and RKO's LeBron James through a table and a random jew comes and sits on LeBron's face. All of this is done sideways, just how I fucked your girl friend last night.
by Unrealfeet February 22, 2017
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russian jew

the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.
"Yo that Brad kid is pretty weird"
"Yeah I know. Probably because he's a Russian Jew"
by freaky greeky December 30, 2023
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