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russian short bus 

A sexual position, that consists of learning over a bus seat. In a bus full of people who can not speak or spell, that often lock windows.
A person having sexual intercourse on a bus full of mentally handicapped individuals, who sometimes lick windows. Russian short bus!

russian party bus 

The act of storing large amounts of vodka on a bus and driving cross country with a minimum of 5 people
"Dude u wanna do a Russian party bus"
"Hell no I'm not badass enough for that"

russian school bus 

A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.
After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.
russian school bus by YOTYEETslump September 14, 2023

Russian business suit 

An Adidas track suit also known as a Russian business suit

sideways russian jew buster 

when godzilla takes his cock and rubs it between your toes and then a russian comes and RKO's LeBron James through a table and a random jew comes and sits on LeBron's face. All of this is done sideways, just how I fucked your girl friend last night.
I saw a live Sideways Russian Jew Buster last night at the club!

Russian Thorn Bush 

When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun
Phil poked Jenny, while having fun in bed, with his Russian thorn bush.