Student 1: Did you hear that Russell failed the algebra regents with a 64?
Student 2: Feelsbadman, but I got a 66!!?!?!?!?
Student 2: Feelsbadman, but I got a 66!!?!?!?!?
by Atoms13 January 27, 2017
Thinks hes a GOAT when he isn't. Loves to crush on bitches. Is a good best friend but annoys the shit out of you.
"Russell isn't a GOAT"
by abybfiybgfuwhefu1723 November 7, 2017
The term for a person who trys to act like a stoner.
Though obviously not, they say things to make it seem so.
They do this because they don't much of a personality to them..
Though obviously not, they say things to make it seem so.
They do this because they don't much of a personality to them..
"Hey man, do I smell like weed?"
"Uhhh...no..should you?"
"Oh yah..I got high this morning. I'm a total stoner."
"No, your a Russell"
"Uhhh...no..should you?"
"Oh yah..I got high this morning. I'm a total stoner."
"No, your a Russell"
by chocolateorgasm April 19, 2010
A great father figure that will be generous when it comes to personal needs. Friends will say he has a fat wallet but that’s only because he buys things with value. Most likely shops at Menard’s because he’s sharper than the tools that are used at his job site. His own business site! Boat owner. Motor boater. Say that 5 times fast. Also see Power Seed
“Omg I fucked Russell and now I’m pregnant.”
“You should’ve looked up his urban dictionary definition girl!” power seed
“You should’ve looked up his urban dictionary definition girl!” power seed
by CreamPiesOrBust November 25, 2018
Another term for ordering a half pint of beer at a microbrewery. Can also be considered a verb (pulling a Russell) when a person repeatedly orders multiple half pints instead of just ordering a full pint of beer.
"Would you like another beer"?
"Sure. But instead of a full pint, I think I'll just have a Russell".
"Sure. But instead of a full pint, I think I'll just have a Russell".
by Pretzel Girl August 2, 2011
A guy who keeps a massive dildo under his bed incase he feels freaky at night. He also has a strange sexual addiction to boys called schmeicel so if that’s your name and you know a Russell run and hide!
by Joe likes pegging December 15, 2019
by fsillybilly February 7, 2010