Rushden

Location: Rushden is on the A6 between Bedford and Kettering. It is connected to the larger towns by a wank bus service which takes an hour and a half to reach fucking Northampton.
Governance: None. Several failed attempts to enforce the law in the past.
History: There are several theories regarding the origins of Rushden, I shall list only those that are given any serious consideration: A) Rushden was created by Satan, who had a wank and didn't clean up afterwards. B) Rushden was created in the 1950s by secret nuclear testing by the Government, who in an effort to cover up the resulting crater as a town, inhabited it with the UK's worst and dimmest. C) Rushden is the unfortunate result of an attempt to break the world record in gathering the most people with no GCSE qualifications in one place, they just never left. D) Rushden was Hitler's answer to retards, Winston Churchill just went along with it as a great idea.
Sports: Drinking, fighting, stabbing and long-distance running (from the Police, who kindly provide fag breaks for the participants).
Education: N/A.
Supermarkets: ASDA and Waitrose (if you're a Tory).
Disclaimer: The writer will take no responsibility for anyone curious enough to see Rushden for themselves after reading this. According to recent statistics by a vermin control group which formerly conducted (effective) training there, 98% of all visitors die.

"Shall we go to Rushden?"
"No."

"Hello, could you please tell me where I am?"
Last words, knife wounds were found to the body.

by The Garden Gnome February 19, 2011

Rushden

At least it's not Wellingborough.

What's Rushden like to live in?

Better than Peterborough, Welllingborough and Corby combined.

by Frontzie June 24, 2021

The Rushden Lovely Boys

Street gang originated in Rushden Northamptonshire uk, became popular after the turf war with local gang The Higham Jimmys.

The Rushden Lovely Boys are known for their upper class uniform including top hats and capes.

The Rushden Lovely Boys have a popular twitter page and ofter advise the public of any issues occuring in and around Rushden.

I hear there is a fight in the high street - better call The Rushden Lovely Boys

by Shakey Mike October 27, 2019

rushdina

A really beautiful girl but never expresses her love through words. Replies your texts late, but she always keeps you in her mind. She is an introvert, loyal and also independent.

•She replied my text after 2 hour, she's such a Rushdina.
•I never knew that she loves me, she always acted like a Rushdina

by supramk4 December 11, 2018

rusheena

The Name Rusheena is originally originated from the British family Queen Elizabeth the 3rd, this name is also common in the Caribbean . Rusheena, A beautiful, Annoying, Self centered, Goofy, black girl. Nice, Loving, Friendly, Bipolar, Has mix feelings whenever it comes to a relationship, always thinks someone is sneak dissing them, always extra, always look out for her friends, have your back 24/7. Never disappoints. She also has trust issues. she may fall in love easily but she will always love you deeply. She is also known for her wonderful body features. she is also known to be very disrespectful whenever it comes to a argument or joke. she's also known to be very aggressive. she gets irritated easily and most likely whenever she does get irritated she will most likely tell you off. She's also known to have great personalities, and also known to have a nickname such as smile orange.

Man 1- That's rusheena the sexy girl from down the street
Woman- Yea whatever any girl i would date it would most likely be rusheena
Man 2- I love me some rush-na

by unicorn.corn August 30, 2018

rushenfreude

The unexpected pleasure derived from watching Rush Limbaugh lose his fan base and support.

Despite all of the problems we face in the world today, at least we have rushenfreude.

by Aimress August 1, 2012

Rushdener

A typical geeza, who comes from the town of Rushden.

Oi oi the Rushdeners are in the house!

by Aneal January 22, 2004