Rule 97

Rule 97 of the internet, the combination of the two rules 34 and 63

Rule 34 : If it exists, there is porn of it.
Rule 63 : If it exists, there is a genderswapped version of it.

Rule 97 (34 + 63) : If it exists there is a genderswapped porn of it, if not it is in the making.

Bro1 : Bro, I just found a genderswapped photo of Peach squishing Marios titties
Bro2 : Shit bro, rule 97 strikes again

Rule 97 by It Should Be Wednesday My Dude December 18, 2018

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Rule 97

No matter what it is, you will forget it. No exceptions

Guy1: Last night, will be a night I will always remember.

Guy2: Rule 97 dude.

Guy1. Damn you

Rule 97 by Konpaku May 18, 2011

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Rule 97

Never, under any circumstances, make a dragon cry.

Recently a neighbor broke rule 97, we haven’t heard from him since.

Rule 97 by ᴬᵞᴵᵀˢˢᴾᵁᶻᶻ September 29, 2018

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976 rule

the physical attractiveness of a person one's never seen before is significantly lower than the appeal of their phone voice. (the rule is based on the principle that "976" phone sex operators are generally unattractive women in trailer parks.)

"I'm not going out with your sister unless I see a photo first: I've been burned by the 976 rule too many times, and ended up on dates with monsters."

976 rule by joe. October 3, 2003

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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