The 34th rule of the internet.

If it exists then there's porn of it.
Guy 2: So last night I wound up masturbating to Tali Rule 34.
Guy 1: Nice Bruh!
Guy 2: Thanks Bruh! What about you?
Guy 1: So bro last night I looked up rule 34 MLP and man was it strange.
Guy 2: Wait did you masturbate to it?
Guy 1: I believe the proper term would be Fapping.
Random Guy: Actually the proper term would be Clopping. *Walks away*
Guy 2: Who the hell was that guy?
Guy 1: No idea. Also what the hell is clopping?
Guy 2: No freaking idea. Urban Dictionary that shit.
Guy 1: Already on it.
by Doctor Groot November 27, 2015
If it exists, there is porn of it.

The exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.

"I invoke Rule 34 on lunch...oh, my god, is that actually a Mountain Dew can fucking a sandwich?"
by poastingfromkitchen December 2, 2007
Stemming from a text-file written in 1978 on BBS's, declared rules and what to expect for "newbs"(pronounced newbies, short for "new BBS users").
This transfered later for new internet users.
Rule 34 -if it exists, there will be porn of it.
by [ARB1D3_[00L3R February 18, 2019
The only thing that can go faster than the speed of light, without breaking the laws of physics.
guy: makes character
0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds later
other guy: makes rule 34 of character
by Cole Anderson April 8, 2022
Rule 34 means "be polite".
Person 1: I drew porn of your character, fuck you!
Person 2: STOP, you're breaking the rule 34!
by MrBober June 19, 2021
Rule 34 Website full of tons of porn my little pony has alot of porn and furry rule 34
by Mlpfan3 February 1, 2023
Rule#34 : If it exists there is porn of it. If not, start uploading.
Guy 1: "Hey, do you jack off to rule 34?"

Guy 2: "I jack off to rule 34 every fucking night."
by kailee9 May 14, 2022