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rubetard 

A pejorative term for Southerners; a cross between country bumpkin and mongoloid, utilizing the prefix rube and suffix tard. Best used when someone is being an ignorant and stupid Philistine.
Man 1: Spaghetti again? I'm so sick of Mexican food. Hispanics are terrible cooks and terrible people.
Man 2: Spaghetti isn't Mexican, you rubetard. Why do you always have to say something stupid and ignorant like a brain-dead mongoloid?
rubetard by Fellatio Mignon September 11, 2019

rubetard 

Someone who uses the programming language Ruby.
Have you seen Josh's crazy shit Cucumber test code? He's a rubetard!
rubetard by JavaDev April 12, 2020
Related Words
When smoking meats, rubstrate = the surface area on which you can apply the dry rub. For example, scoring the fat on a pork shoulder increases the amount of available surface area, i.e. "rubstrate". Nobody will ever use this word.
"If you score the fat cap on that brisket you'll wind up with more rubstrate."
rubstrate by Coldie Squares August 25, 2021
A state of profound anger or dissatisfaction held exclusively by people of below average intelligence and critical thinking skills.
Karen's ruberage about the 5G tower at the edge of town is out of control.
ruberage by Plaid_Polyrythm August 15, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026