getting so drunk that you pass out, vomit, and/or need to go to the hospital.
spending all of your cab money on shots and taking the ambulance home.
spending all of your cab money on shots and taking the ambulance home.
Sigz: "Debarb got Rubened again last night."
Vicki: "Wow, there's a shocker."
Marisa: "I'm so getting Rubened tonight."
Vicki: "Wow, there's a shocker."
Marisa: "I'm so getting Rubened tonight."
by vickkiiii August 26, 2009
a sexy and sensitive guy. can be extremely emotional. never shy and always ready to make a new friend wherever he goes. girls are easily attracted to rubens but they know not to play with they hearts. and when he finds the right girl he tends be VERY protective over her.
by shadowkitten February 4, 2010
by pimp89 April 12, 2009
A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.
by wannabe ruben fucker December 21, 2004
a cute ass potheaded mutha fucka who beasts it up on xbox live and is always burning his thumb when his parents go down the hill.
he is such a ruben, on the real though.
by rubenDaWG..XP July 7, 2011
by ratt.bo11 September 27, 2021
a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.
by ruben March 4, 2005