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floor roof 

the coolest fucken floor to ever exist... it is a floor that appears to once be a roof.. its as rare as a unicorn and if you experience one, be thankful.. floor roofs prefer to be kept in heated, flame filled areas
I got so crunk on my floor roof that i misplaced my unicorn

If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded 

An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are
“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.