Adolf Hitler in disguise...
by yo-mom April 20, 2004

Warrior from McDonalds, sent to protect the recipe of the Big Mac from the evil food chains of the world. He died to save the recipe and will rise on April 20th, 2069. Hail Ronald.
by Noob_Master_69 May 26, 2019

by Dwagzor May 27, 2016

by anonymous November 22, 2004

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".
This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.
Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.
This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.
Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.
by Andrew B July 27, 2006

by the truth January 18, 2005
