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A Ronald is a strong man, who on the inside is always fighting with himself. But past that is a man, that if you catch, you must hold on for dear life. He is passionate about many things, and never get on his bad side, or you'll regret it. He is sensitive, smart, very funny, kind, cute, sexy, and he attracts many gorgeous women. He's also a bit pale.
by Jiminie Pabo!! June 16, 2018
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A very beautiful boy. A joker that loves to play around. He's very funny, and handsome. He is very loyal, and hates people that takes jokes to heart. He forgives and forgets, and he's an amazing person. He's a little controlling and bossy, but that's what girls love most about him.

Everyone loves a Ronald. <3
Omg, is that Ronald?

Yass hunny, hook me up with him, please!

Ronald's so hot today!

*passes out*
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by Anonymous Girl 1010 June 29, 2018
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"..Actually, my name's Alex."

{ron-ld} noun, 2. To become Ronald {too bih-kuhm ron-ld} verb

1.
A present employee of the fast-food restaurant/establishment, "McDonald's."

1a.
A conformist.

2.
Handing away your individuality to become part of the "Hitler youth-esque" wave that has spread across the universe.
Similar to signing your soul over to Satan.
Dana: Dude, I don't even work there anymore.
Kelly: Ha! Ookay, Ronald. Whatever you say.

Ray Man: Dude. What do you think that Ronald does when she's off the clock?
Ethan: Heh. I can't tell you, but I know that it's mine.

Slate: What do you think's worse? Working as a Ronald, or buying into Gangnam Style?
by refinedhippie November 02, 2012
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Getting pussy while still being an accused "stalker" and an "internet loser".
Damn, Zeek has been a straight up Ronald lately. He's browsing 5 forums and hitting up 5 bitches.
by zeek the geek February 29, 2008
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