narration There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

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The BAlls
an man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes sinatra look like a hobo.

the best anchorman in the history of san deeyago, legendary and literate. Especially gifted in reading teleprompters

The Balls

A man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes Sinatra look like a hobo.

When a man gets an erection while sitting down then stands up only to have a large tent pitched in his pants that is quite noticable to other people in the immediate vicinity.