A roman is an animal usually found in the Appalachian mountains of western north carolina. They moan in peoples ears and watch porn on school computers and jerk off in the bathroom. They have the mindset of a pimp but they are a simp. They are dumb as fuck and wear yellow sweaters. They try to date lots of emo girls and they call people toe-suckers even though their ass is on feet finder. They are very rare and very hard to catch. To catch one, you have to start fieldgoaling them. Then you catch him.
by theaidsman1776 March 3, 2023
The word Roman is meaning a person who loves somebody named Levie who is also not loyal to his GF Marely.
by uauidsjaskd November 9, 2023
noun - an annoying college roommate. often, the roman will attempt to create uncomfortable homo-emotional moments between the roommates due to its periodic menstrual cycle. a roman can be identified with one or more of the following attributes: catching stray cats and keeping them to provide its own lonely pussy with company; wearing tight clothing, especially pants to show off its camel-toe; sleeping next to a machete as a precaution so that if too much blood flows from its vagina in the middle of the night, it can cut out the swollen tampon; lighting over 42 candles and placing them around the apartment as it masturbates to the bathroom mirror in the absence of "friends"; driving a green volvo wagon at high speeds with the windows down to air out its flapping vagina; in cases where its roommates leave it to run away, a roman will lock itself in its room for days as it cries in a whisper to its vagina; a roman's pet (such as lizards or fish) will kill themselves rather than suffer the nauseating stench which its festering vagina emits on a day to day basis.
if not clear by now, a roman will inherently have a vagina. this is due to a genetic mutation caused by being born in close proximity to the broken down nuclear sites of the former soviet union i.e. Chernobyl. in the event of encountering a roman, one MUST light it with a flaming glass of vodka; this is the only way it will leave you alone.
it is an unfortunate circumstance. one cannot control contingency.
if not clear by now, a roman will inherently have a vagina. this is due to a genetic mutation caused by being born in close proximity to the broken down nuclear sites of the former soviet union i.e. Chernobyl. in the event of encountering a roman, one MUST light it with a flaming glass of vodka; this is the only way it will leave you alone.
it is an unfortunate circumstance. one cannot control contingency.
I'm sorry I trashed your couch, bro.
What the fuck, dude! Why?!?
I had to. That fucking roman wouldn't stop threatening me with his machete because I didn't care about what he named his new beta-fish. After I lit him on fire, he was so upset, his vagina exploded. There was blood everywhere.
sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me
What the fuck, dude! Why?!?
I had to. That fucking roman wouldn't stop threatening me with his machete because I didn't care about what he named his new beta-fish. After I lit him on fire, he was so upset, his vagina exploded. There was blood everywhere.
sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me
by beaman,dude April 29, 2010
by duckfuck November 4, 2007
-The race of Teucer, mythologically thought to have been derived from Troy; though most likely descended from Etruscan farmers. City of Rome was thought to have been founded by Romulus Qurilinus after he had slew his brother Remus.
The Romans controlled approximately two-thirds of Europe and the Mediterranian at the height of their empire.
by My name September 5, 2003
by I-Mc January 27, 2004