Rohnert Park

A city full of suburban kids who think they're ghetto because the public high school is poorly funded and there's vandalism all over the place.

Founded by a seed farm owner back in the late 1800s, Rohnert Park is the home to Sonoma State Univerity, one of the best in the state.

Typical Rohnert Park kid: "YO WUD IT DO WELCOME TO MURDA PARK WE GET HYPHY IS DIZ BITCH"

other Rohnert Park kid: "This isn't Oakland, shut your mouth"

Rohnert Park by Steven AustinTHIS NAMEIS USED October 9, 2008

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Rohnert Park

In between the cities of Petaluma and Santa Rosa, people continuously say that Rohnert Park is probably the worst city in the entire world. Those people are indeed crazy! Rohnert Park is the best! Why? Because we have our amazing Safeway! Our totally cool Target! And of course... *drum roll please* a MOVIE THEATER! Rohnert Park rocks and I'm proud to live here!

Oh and beware! We have something equivalent to the Black Smoke in Lost, but we call it... THE SONOMA AROMA, baby! Don't mess with Rohnert Parkians!

Rohnert Park is kind of like a desert, but worse.

Rohnert Park by Rohnert Park Resident, Baby! January 24, 2011

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Rohnert Park

A small, diverse city in the north bay where stoners smoke, skaters skate, gangstas bang, and soccer moms take their kids to school. Specifically, Rohnert Park is in Sonoma County (707) just south of Santa Rosa, CA. Most of the city is populated by Caucasians and Hispanics, with a handful of African-Americans.

Rohnert Park has ghettos, suburbs, and big ass houses...gangsters, skaters, and soccer moms.

Rohnert Park by tht1boss July 6, 2009

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Rohnert Park

A really boring town full of wangsters and skaters

Guy 1: wanna go to rohnert park?
Guy 2:no
Guy 1:why?
Guy 2:because its full of stupid skaters and wangsters

Rohnert Park by Fucktard ShitBob November 1, 2008

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rohnert park

a baller place also known as murda park or murder park. it is known for its awsesome people, chill highschool, and kids. a synonym for rohnert park would b baller, cool, pwnage, sickass, chill, tight, hella boss. antonym for it would be petaluma. petaluma is a faggot cock city. ROHNERT PARK IS A BALLER STATUS CITY. known for going dumb, getting hyphy, reppin the 7.0.7

guy1: "dayuum rohnert park is hella boss compared to petaluma"
guy2: "dude i know petaluma sucks, i went there and alls it wuz wuz a small gay city"
guy1:i barely even heard of it"
guys2: "me2!"

rohnert park by jjcakess April 24, 2008

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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