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ROFLgasm 

When you roll on the floor laughing so hard that you orgasm.
Genkai Passes on Robes of Arugal.
Blazie Rolls a 98 on Robes of Arugal.
Strength Passes on Robes of Arugal.
Fujiko Rolls a 100 on Robes of Arugal.
Party<Blazie>: WTF YOU FUCKIN NINJA ROLLIN BITCH ASS SKANK
Party<Fujiko>: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Party<Genkai>: ROFLgasm!
ROFLgasm by JJL(Jemini) August 15, 2005
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roflgasm 

1. An orgasm brought on by an extremely funny experience.

2. A term used excessively by idiots to express laughter when no humor is present.

Related Terms: rofl, orgasm, lol, roflcopter, lollerskates, omg, omfg, wtf, omgwtf, omfgwtf, roffle
1. When the old man fell down the stairs I laughed so hard I had a roflgasm!

2. Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Guy 2: OMFG!!!!! LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11 ROFLGASM!!!!!!!!11
roflgasm by PENIX July 18, 2008

Roflgasm 

You Rofl so hard that you have an orgasm,
alot like Lolgasm
Alex had a Roflgasm after hearing ben was gay, what a mess.
Roflgasm by Tomathyness January 17, 2009

Rollgasm 

Ejaculation caused by an incredibly clean roll produced by a drum line.
Snare 1: What a clean roll!
Snare 2: A Rollgasm! I have to wash my pants now!
Snare 3: ...My pants are beyond washing.
Rollgasm by Kirbnapster September 22, 2010
Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.
"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."
roflasm by Rogaru March 8, 2014

Roflgasim 

An extention of Rofl. Roflgasim is when a Rofl becomes so funny it is defined as Orgasmic.
" I had a Roflgasim when i saw that funny video!"
Roflgasim by CrystalCreamer August 13, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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