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Rock Eater 

A busted chick who's face looks like rock eater from the never ending story. Her chin looks like it was chiseled out of granite from Mount Rushmore. Her legs are also spread as wide as the Grand Canyon.
Did you hear about Rock Eater? She divorced her husband for a night so she could fuck a random.. and then spent all her money on some stupid gym called t-body. Stupid Rock Eater..
Rock Eater by tbody August 29, 2011
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rock eater 

a girl who is missing teeth. see trailer trash
Check out the grill on that rock eater!
rock eater by Squaw February 13, 2008

Rock Eater 

Anyone from the state of Maine. The only thing they grow besides potatoes are rocks.
Wow! Kevin is a rock eater.
Rock Eater by saltkdsafdvfag February 22, 2011

Rock Eater 

To be a rock eater, you need 3 things:

1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)

2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe
Ian: Yo Jack how them rocks tastin'?
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa
Rock Eater by Subterra July 9, 2021

Rockeater 

A slang used mostly in New England, describing a stereotype that british people have really messed up teeth
Bob: I hate those British people and their disgusting teeth
Joe: I know, there a bunch of rockeaters

Iwakuni Rockeater 

Any knock kneed, pigeon toed, flat chested, pale, snaggle toothed, no assed chick who chews on curbs.
My dick looks like ground beef after that Iwakuni Rockeater blew me, so I gave her a Tennessee Muzzelloader...whore!
Iwakuni Rockeater by danny devito2 December 16, 2010

rockaterian 

It is when a person or animal chooses to eat rocks and nothing else
Yo he is a rockaterian
rockaterian by Lebunny October 3, 2016