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Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson 

The british actor/singer who is most famous by his role in TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson is his real name and Spunk Ransom is his stage name. Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a vampire, who falls in love with bella swan (Kristen Stewart). Check out his song on the twilight album "Never Think"
Dude are you going to go see that performer tonight?
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!
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sir robert pattinson academy 

A 'school' that was built back when dinosaurs roamed earth. It is currently a prison that cannot afford glue sticks for the English department. There are pathetic year 7 fights. The year 7s walk about with their bags drooping to the floor. Everyone who dares to go here may not make it out sane. It is often referred to as RP because nobody bothers at this school!
Dan asked,"Have you heard about RP?"
"What a school of zombies!", tasha replied
"What that sir Robert Pattinson academy school?"

Robert Pattinson

Indie film darling loved by directors Cronenberg, James Gray, Claire Denis, The Safdie Bothers, David Michôd and Brady Corbet, he has upcoming projects which include The Batman Matt Reeves and starring in Tenet Christopher Nolan, he has been the beloved muse of Dior for the past six years

Post-Production
⋆ Waiting for the Barbarians

⋆ The King (2019)
⋆ The Lighthouse (2019)
⋆ The Devil All The Time (2020)

Filming
⋆ Tenet (2020)

Pre-production

⋆ The Batman (2021)
⋆ The Stars at Noon
Robert Pattinson is so fucking hot and so fucking talented

Robert Pattinson

boy: hey wanna go on a date?

girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson by haha lol xd November 2, 2020

Robert Pattinson

An actor.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.

just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.
Robert Pattinson is an actor. End of story.
Robert Pattinson by chrissy9 August 2, 2009

Robert Pattinson

British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.
fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!

fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!

Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?

Robert Pattinson

Unattractiv Brittish actor who actually did well in playing his part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter but then he screwed his career by taking up the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight. He also doesn't wash his hair because apparently, greasy hair is now sexy.

Also see: ugly and untalented
Me: (walks by Robert Pattinson) Ew.. what's that smell??