Someone who’s never cuddled w the homies
Wow that guy hasn’t come to our homie cuddling session such a Robert
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Robert is one of my favorite people. He thinks of other people and is a very kind person. He does simple things to make your day better. For instance holding the door open is a small thing he may do. Cheering you on and encouraging you to do better. Robert is very fun and often acts like a kid. He’s definitely a cute boy haha
He LOVES sports and could do them all day nonstop from baseball to basketball to track or cross country. He has a great sense of humor but is also a serious person. When you look in his eyes you will go crazy. I love Robert and those are many things about him I love.
*robert is in the hallways*
*he looks at you*
(Your head)
Holy crap.
*walks faster away*
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The bisexual one, and most roberts end up becoming kidnappers or serial killers, but most likely kidnappers
Person 1: Yo, did u hear on the news?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Robert Marion just kidnapped 20 kids.
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A 5’5, short bitch, who prefers to stalk rather than confront his bitches. His pathetic muscles complement his obsessive jim grind in the same way that Dennis’ dick displays his lack of testosterone. Tends to talk frequently about tearing up that albussy.
Person #1: Bro is being such a Robert right now, creeping up on girls and fapping to their vsco’s
Person #2: Factual information.
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A pretty cool dog who likes to re eat his throw up
Peron: dude your dog is SUCH a robert
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Robert are weird and funny and some time needs to chill Robert usually hang out with Genevha and possibly Genevha tell Robbie that they like them but sometimes Robert don't say yes they rejecte them in a " nice" way Robbie mostly never really care about genevha Robert will or could be friends with a genevha,a jayla,an Owen or more they r usually in to fortnite and other games leaves you texting your self but will respond ones in a while and is a genevha best friend for life😍😍😍
Person 1- oh that's a Robert he reagected lots oh girls person 2- oh he is a player
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a cat killer very dickhead he’s a cock sucker and has a 1inch penis cheats on multiple girls at a time and is a hoe he supposedly has a “backup” a “girlfriend” and a “side chick
hey is that Robert

other person: yeah that’s the dickhead
other dude: FUCK HIM
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