Robbie Fraley 

Robbie Fraley is an under aged child who thinks is real but isn't. Aliens took him 16 years ago and never brought him back. Because of this Robbie Fraley will sometimes act like a small brain. Giving either bad ideas of good ideas. There's no in-between. If you see Robbie Fraley run the other direction. If he gets close to you he will break your knee caps and quote Pyrocynical. Even though Robbie Fraley isn't real, he can still hurt you. He'll still your toes in your dreams. Some say he whispers the n word in your parents ears. If you ever say Robbie Fraley out-loud you should run. He will hunt you down until you can only count in hieroglyphs. If there's one thing to take it's this. Wyoming isn't real and only Juul when a black Filipino man is doing the stanky leg next to your 8th grade Social Studies teacher.

Hello fellow friend how are Robbie Fraley.
I'm doing great how are you doing today...Bernie.
I'm feeling, Robbie Fraley.

Robbie Fraley by Some Dude With Toes December 5, 2019