Roadpig

some corpulent double chinned quadruple tittied fatbody bitch who smells like bellybuttons and sanitary napkins and has accommodated the penis loads of many men from the pacific region in her vulval dalliances before finally deciding that her place is to be inseminated by a string of white pseudohusbands in a vain effort to avoid overdosing on paxil.

also known to bake cakes but good luck prying baked goods from her clammy porcine digits.

oh fuck bro you ever seen that justin fella's misso holy fuck what a roadpig bro his hips must be rubble and his nipples have been destroyed by her cloven hooves of immeasurable force

Roadpig by hungaryanhapa May 22, 2019

roadpissies

people who act like roadmen but they from central or have parents with middle/higher class jobs ygm. They be taking the piss out of the real mandem-stealing our lifestyle yet going back home to their ensuite room with a TV

'Nah fam he be acting broke but mans a roadpissie.'
'How'd u know'

'Man lives in central with a maid to do his washing innit'
'Bruh man rlly acting like he ain't gonna go home and slip into his silk PJs'
'Innit fam while man goes back to eddie to sleep in the shed'

(roadpissies is people who act like roadmen but they from central or have parents with middle/higher class jobs ygm. They be taking the piss out of the real mandem-stealing our lifestyle yet going back home to their ensuite room with a TV )

roadpissies by tmr15 November 21, 2020

roadpiss 

The act of urinating in a bottle while driving. then throwing it out the window for convicts to clean up.

"pull over i gotta pee" " no way man road piss it"
I have to pee i better just roadpiss!

roadpiss by big willy mcClain May 8, 2006

Salty RoadSign 

A Salty Roadsign is when you ejaculate in a jar, add 1 tablespoon of highgrade sea salt and let it ferment for a week, you then tie your subject up to a road sign and perform a drive by, typically shattering the jar over there head and covering then in Skeet and Salt, thus resulting in a Salty RoadSign

Kurt was very excited when he performed his first salty roadsign on Hillary

~Scarpy~

Salty RoadSign by Scarpy February 28, 2009

awkward roadsign

n. a roadsign gesture made with the hands by putting one hand in a karate chop-type position,and the other in an 'O' formation above it. this signifys an obviously awkward moment, an alternative to the previously over-used awkward turtle

this roadsign can be considered part of the awkward mascot club, and clearly shows the incomprehensible nature of awkward turtles, awkward palm trees, etc. and may often lead to the spontaneous erruption of laughter from those of a more immature disposition.

rachel was in the van descibing to tessa, amanda, robin and stephanie how she stalked someone on facebook.

tessa: that's really awkward, like awkward turtle...
amanda:no, more like awkward palm tree
robin: no way, that's more like awkward snowsuit
stephanie: not even, that's definetly an awkward roadsign

awkward roadsign by sesamizle May 8, 2009

Roadpickle 

No chance of success or survival

That contestant is roadpickle

Roadpickle by HorsesA May 18, 2019