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Road Trips

Long car rides with friends, family, pets, etc. Generally entails excessive heat, or air conditioning, rest stops, pee breaks, speeding, sleeping, and lots of cities. Red bull is acceptable.
Hey, let's take a road trip to Florida from Michigan.

Yeah, I love road trips.
by BMINE April 18, 2010
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Rule 1 of Road Trips

Don't be an asshole.

Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.
Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...
by VanguardVince December 12, 2012
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rich life of road trips

Rich life of road trips is a man that lives a nomadic lifestyle and is a very nice man that a lot of ladies would love to marry
Rich life of road trips is off on another adventure a lot of women are wondering where he will be next
by Davis allen 79 October 2, 2020
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richlife of road trips

Richlife is a very cool guy and the best nomad in the country
Richlife of road trips is off on another exportation
by Davis allen 79 October 1, 2020
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Moldovan Road Trip

That's when you pull over and shag in an abandoned building. Once only popular in Ratus, Moldova, it's taking the world over by storm
Stacy: "Hey, I had a date with Jake last night and he took me to the old mill."

Svetlana: "So you had a Moldovan Road Trip?"

Stacy: "Of course"
by antmaninthanosass April 18, 2019
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Road Trip Insanity

The sensation that becomes travelers after 5+ hours in the car, particularly when driving at night. Road trip Insanity includes saying things that don't make sense, laughing hysterically at things that are not funny, and a general sense of "loopey-ness"
Once travelers have reached the point of Road Trip Insanity, there is not turning back.
Bob- I'm validated!
Tom- I'm inebriated!

Sally- Looks like you guys have a bad case of Road Trip Insanity.
by roadmaster1217 October 14, 2010
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Road Trip

The long and boring trip that eventually becomes memorable and fun through time.
Mike: Road trip!
John: Dude those are so long and your car smells like shit.
Mike: Yeah but in ten years it will be the happiest moments of your life.
by lifeskillbitch September 2, 2012
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