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Road work 

I bet you came here for a real answer... well oops too bad ur about to get this one. Road work is something that roads should do. road work ahead? Ah yeah! I sure hope it does if u quote vines as often as I do then good for u
Guy :road work ahead? Ah yeah! I sure hope it does!
Road work by Randomdude3333 June 9, 2018
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Road Work 

The act of receiving a hand job from the car passenger while driving. Preferrably a good looking female passenger.
As we drove across country, I offered my bf some road work while he drived. Unfortunately, he wrecked the car into a parked school bus before he came.
Road Work by kinkykelly24/7 December 10, 2007

Road Work 

When one male has another male pour wet concrete into his asshole, waits until it has hardened, and proceeds to break it apart with a dildo jackhammer.
Glenn and Mike are doing some Road Work tonight after date night.
Road Work by PeeWeeSermon February 9, 2019

Road work 

Road work ahead?
Uh yeah I sure hope it does.
Road work by Jimmy Jim james January 15, 2019

Road Work 

Closing a road or a lane of traffic for no apparent reason (for 10 years).
I was going down the high way and there is road work slowing down traffic.
Road Work by Eazy-E Jr. April 5, 2019

Road Work 

When someone attaches a dildo to the end of a high powered jack hammer and “goes to work” on a vagina.
That jack hammer really came in handy for that road work I put on Barbra.
Road Work by Big Boy Chuck May 3, 2018

road work ahead 

friend 1: road work ahead?
friend 2: UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES
road work ahead by kylehhhh April 29, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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