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Riverdale Fan

Someone who has a deeply disturbing love for the poorly written television series “Riverdale”.

Generally Riverdale fans are either:

1) horny, lonely teenagers who utilize the show’s toxic and unrealistic romantic relationships as a form of mental masturbation

2) bored housewives who drink too much and are sexually unfulfilled by their husbands

The entire fandom actively enjoys gossiping, bullying, harassing not only each other, but every person who has anything to do with the series (Cast, Writers, Producers, Crew, Relatives/Friends of cast, and so on).

They are truly the lowest of the low, and some of the worst people you may ever encounter in your life. Hard to say what is worse—the fans, or the show.
“The Riverdale fans are a having shipping wars in the comment section again”

“I went on a date with this girl who ended up being a Riverdale fan, when I saw the Cole Sprouse tattoo I knew it was over”
Riverdale Fan by KaraZor-El1998 January 9, 2022
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