Rip the Piss

When someone gets their words mixed up and says "Rip the Piss" instead of "Rip the shit" or "Take the piss".

1:Dont rip the piss out of me all the time!
2: do you mean ripping the shit?
3: or taking the piss?
1: Shut up.

by Hulahoopa October 23, 2015

rip the piss

to rip the piss is to point fun at someone, slag them off, take the mickey or generally have a laugh at the expense of someone else.

Aye Kenny is such a wank, I'm gonna rip the piss right out him.

by pagal_koota April 26, 2006

Ripping the piss

To joke or lie about someting in a humorus manner.

When I called your mother a twat, I was ripping the piss. She is a nice lady.

by mell33 December 15, 2011

Rip a Piss

When you have held in a piss for too long and it spurts out at a high velocity due to the pressure that has built. It can also simply refer to the need to go pee.

A'ight, guys, I'm gonna go rip a piss! Be right back.

by Liddleadlien September 03, 2017