Rhino fucked

When something in life fucks you beyond the normal everyday stroke of bad luck like a parking ticket or stepping in a puddle; akin to an adult male rhinoceros penetrating you from behind, i.e. more than a serious bummer.

"Geoff was seriously rhino fucked when his wife found a group text thread full of boobs and bush and kicked him out of the house."

by Krrraj April 18, 2022

Fucked by a rhino

To be kicked in the small of the back without warning and appropriately named after a charging rhino rearing up and planting it's horn right up in the small of your back, kicked without warning usually extremely painful especially if you're over 18

Yo dude I'm sorry
How did you kick me so hard
I don't know what did it feel like, being Fucked by a rhino.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021