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Reykjavik handshake 

Chlamydia.

Originates from Iceland’s high rate of casual sex, which has caused the country to have the highest rate of chlamydia in Europe for the last 10 years.
She gave me a Reykjavik handshake when we hooked up last night.
Reykjavik handshake by Jaleiely November 19, 2017
I am not from your country, fuckwit.

Phrase coined by not-a-serial-killer /u/TheElderGodsSmile on /r/legaladvice on October 20, 2017.
OP: Oh I would love to have your information who you are as a lawyer, because I would love to see how you stand on the bar.
/u/TheElderGodsSmile: Good luck with that. FYI IANAL and IANFYCF
IANFYCF by Jaleiely October 20, 2017
On Neopets, a kad is short for "Kadoatie." Usually used when referring to feeding Kadoaties in the Kadoatery.

Verb form: to kad, meaning to feed Kadoaties (at the Kadoatery)
I've fed 10 kads today!

I'm going to try my hand at kadding to see if I can get the avatar.
kad by Jaleiely March 30, 2013