Revision Revision Revision 

The act in which one shouts “Revision Revision Revision” at someone that isn’t revising for a test

“Dad I’m on the Xbox”-johnny
“No, Revision Revision Revision”

Revision Revision Revision by Wild Warren December 13, 2020

baby boomer revision disorder

a problem with baby boomers to think that everything good in the world came from them. In reality, it did not.

Modern computers? Those were invented by cracking the codes of Nazi Germany in World War... that's the Greatest/G.I. Generation.

The Internet? That was created by two men, one born in 1943 and the other in 1938, both well before the baby boom (1946-1965).

World Wide Web? Okay, yes, two British baby boomers invented it originally, BUT...

The MODERN World Wide Web and Internet, with the new end-to-end encryption, WhatsApp, Google, YouTube, Skype, etc.? Those were ALL updated and modified by Generations X and Y (AKA millennials), NOT BOOMERS!

Basically, boomers are not responsible for creating the vast majority of modern technology and society. There was much created WELL BEFORE them that allowed to add their little contribution, and there was much modifying, updating, and innovating that made modern technology work like it is today WELL AFTER them.

Next, boomers will be taking credit for ending WWII (LOL!!!), creating Facebook (ROTFL!!!), and inventing the lightbulb (LMFAOOOOOO!!).

When a Generation Xer or millennial comes up with a device to help the world adapt to global warming and the dangerously changing climate without the human population dying out, then boomers will take credit for that as well. Pathetic. Garbage in, garbage out.

Another example of baby boomer revision disorder is how they think that they were the most revolutionary, badass generation growing up, even though a quick talk with the Silent and Greatest Generation will tell you that these narcissists did absolutely nothing for civil rights or the environment and are still trying to claim all the credit for them.

baby boomer revision disorder by Jaded Generation Y Man September 19, 2017

revision 

Probably what you should be doing right now...

Instead you come here to procrastinate.

Hmm I need to revise, hell lets look up revision at urbandictionary to waste some time.

revision by nFuriate December 11, 2007

revision 

student's version of Hell

revision by Diza May 3, 2003

Revision Drunk 

Think of all the syptoms of overdrinking....Not being able to constuct a sentence, stand up, think straight, excessive urination from the caffeine, the start of insanity..... Revision is exactly like being drunk. Henceforth the term....'Revision Drunk'

When you're on your fourteenth hour in the library revising and the smallest of tasks like stringing a sentence together becomes impossible when you're brain has turned into mush from the caffeine and sugar overload! And you can't even walk in a straight line when you stand up due to sitting down for so long.. revision drunk!

Revision Drunk by Lampshade28 October 23, 2011

revision 

A way to get out of doing anything

Mum: Do the washing
Student: Sorry I have to revise

Dad: You've been on the computer all day
Student: Yeh! Coz I'm revising, idiot.

Mum: *inaudiable moaning about tidying room etc.*
Student: SHHHH NO talking I'm revising

Mum: You spend an awful lot of time at xxx's house
Student: Yeh, we revise together

revision by groups.myspace.com/londonrock June 13, 2005

Strip Revision 

You take it in turns to ask each other questions related to whatever subject you are revising. If you get a question right, you take off a layer of clothing. This should last around 20 minutes and every 20 minutes you need a break from revising. Two naked people in a room together could result in a good break..

Strip Revision

Girl: sorry i can't come over, i need to revise tomorrow
Boy: i need to revise too
Girl: We could revise together?
Boy: Yeah lets Strip revise

Strip Revision by beeeeeeanooo123 February 14, 2012