Reviser 

When you make a funny word and definition but Urban Dictionary does not like it. Instead they choose to allow dirty definitions of ugly words onto their website.

"They don’t like definitions that are too specific, even if they are about prog rock drummers, or ones that are too nasty. For every point of nasty"(Urbandictionary "Why didn't my definition get published?" 02 May 2013).
However they did choose to have several very descriptive definitions of horny , Because those are examples of "acceptable" definitions! thanks a lot revisers!

Reviser by GoochiMama June 26, 2017

Reiser 

1. A very common name for a man with an abnormally large penis and muscular physique.

2. A man with many hobbies, such as: Wood carving, Heavy drinking, Speed dating, Water Polo, Swinger Parties, and Ass play/Feltching. He also has a strange fascination with unicorns and other mythical creatures, like the female vagina.

3. Rythmic Gymnastics Gold Medalist in the 2003 Special Olympics.

I nominate Reiser for man of the year.

Reiser by D*Star* February 3, 2010

Corpse Reviver 2

A really disgusting tasting cocktail that is strong enough to revive a corpse.

3/4 ounce gin.
3/4 ounce Cointreau.
3/4 ounce Lillet blanc.
3/4 ounce fresh lemon juice.
2 dashes absinthe

Person 1: Ugh, I just wanna forget everything.
Person 2: One Corpse Reviver 2 coming right up, broski...

Corpse Reviver 2 by Lietuviu Kurvis February 4, 2010

reverse revise 

When the first time you write your paper, it is so damn good, that you are confident enough to turn it in for grading without any changes. The problem is that you are still obligated to have a rough draft, so instead of trying to improve the original, you make a worse copy of it and use that as your "rough draft".

Bad Ass: I spent like a solid hour writing last night. My essay is pretty damn sick

Nerd: You were supposed to have been editing a copy all week! We have to turn that in with the final draft!

Bad Ass: Chill, I'll just reverse revise it

reverse revise by keyblader6 November 17, 2010

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 by Hunter October 23, 2004

Revister

noun.
Someone who only follows trends that have ended just recently. Motivation for doing this varies depending on the individual, but it applies to all who decide to jump on the bandwagon after it's crashed.

Comes from the words "reverse" and "hipster" combined. Also sounds like "revisiter"

Girl 1: Are those jeggings? And a fringe handbag? You do realize nobody wears these things anymore
Girl 2: Yeah, I've decided I like them. *adjusts infinity scarf*
Girl 1: God you're such a revister

Revister by Revister-sadly July 10, 2017

Revisedleek 

A talented person

That guy must be Revisedleek!

Revisedleek by Stephanie is gay March 10, 2022