Remotely working 

Getting not even a remote amount of work done, whether from the office or home.

"Where's the boss? She's totally ignored all my emails."

"She's probably remotely working from home today."

Remotely working by karens727 October 2, 2009

working remotely 

The act of taking a dump while being on one's smartphone doing either things pertaining to work or looking at sites to prolong your dump to get out of doing work.

Manager: "Time to start making phone calls!"
Worker: "I'll be working remotely...."

working remotely by bige42785 August 25, 2011