by Phil McCrevace March 11, 2003
An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.
Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"
by snotfistthedickish September 4, 2011
Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit
by The Zohon January 4, 2015
Humorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer.
Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..."
*Riise strikes the ball and scores*
Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
*Riise strikes the ball and scores*
Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
by wezdog December 10, 2011
to fuck you up
by mattyfoureyes December 20, 2010
John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
Jimmy: Nice.
Jimmy: Nice.
by Thull March 17, 2010
What a Greek man announces prior to performing a Dutch Oven on his sleeping partner, female or male.
Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.
by Dr. Eskimo February 24, 2010