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Regal Juice

(n) The combined garbage you left at a movie theatre that later ferments into what is known as "regal juice". The lonely nachos you paid $15 for and still refused to eat. The dehydrated soy bean oil disguised as "buttery topping" that you incisted be layed five times with popcorn that has never touched a popcorn scoop. The juice from your wasted (and racist) "señor Carlos" jalapeños. The sad suicide slushy you demanded to be mixed in a specific order. The gray ketchup left on the remainder of your green hotdog. If you don't take your gallon sized cup home to bring back later for free refills; the dribbles of your Coke Zero mixed with regular coke (if you're on a diet, you're doing it wrong).

All this stews at the bottom of trash cans, trash compactors, "wooshs", and "tanks". If you have ever worked at a Regal Theatre, you know exactly what regal juice smells like, and how sad it is when you get any on you.
Usher 1: "Dude! I was throwing that trash bag into the compactor and the discount trash bag broke open and spilled all over me!"

Usher 2: "seriously, you can smell the regal juice a mile away. Too bad you can't go home to take a shower, it's Christmas and we still have 13 hours left in the shift."
by Hunchnia January 3, 2017
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REAL Jungle Juice

A potent concoction made up of whatever happens to have been tossed into the proverbial punch bowl. This can include, but is not limited to, any kind of hard liquor, copius amounts of beer, extremely entertaining hallucinagenic substances, and even various female undergarments (on rare occasions male undergarments are also tossed in; they add a large quantity of fibre but unfortunately also have the potential of adding quite alot of ball sweat and pubes to your otherwise heavenly drink).
REAL Jungle Juice: A bunch of beer, a bra, some coke, and lots of vodka.
by The Man of Wealth and Taste December 15, 2009
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Real juicy juice

When a man ejaculates into someone's mouth and pours a juice packet into the mouth and the second person swishes it around in the mouth.
Last night was such a good time with my girl. We made the real juicy juice and it turned her tongue purple.
by SaucyFartTart69999 October 15, 2022
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