retained firefighter 

A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.

My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.

retained firefighter by President toddler October 31, 2017

Repained 

To senselessly revisit an unenjoyable experience or decision despite it being spectacularly obvious to everyone around you it will change nothing.

Eg.
A Uni student asking for a remark of an exam that scored less than half the required pass mark.

Men bringing up old arguments they previously lost with their spouse.

Every Decision Review System call Tim Paine (Australian Cricket Captain) has made.

‘Smithy, Jono is heading over to chat up that glamour (good looking woman) again’
‘I bet he’s repained’

Repained by The Foss January 16, 2021

Remained 

Died, Passed Away
Used by old school immigrant and first generation Italians to denote the death of someone. It's perhaps a confusion with the word: "Remains".

My old Uncle Tony finally remained.

Remained by Unsunus1 August 13, 2010

remained 

To be dumbfounded, dumbstruck, speechless, in shock.
Old Brooklyn slang.

When they told her that her brother got run over by a car she remained.

remained by bklynrock December 6, 2009

He Should Have Remained Sperm. 

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.

He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.

He Should Have Remained Sperm. by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021

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