Michael Reeves

A 9 Year old with tasers

Michael reeves aren't you supposed to be in school?

by Green Bean Eyes September 28, 2020

Keanu Reeves

a nice guy and a great actor who the internet needs to leave alone.

Keanu Reeves is great, but chill out guys!

by sw1mming trunks June 13, 2019

michael reeves

youtube buddy crackhead crackhead crackhead crackhead crackhead crackhead haha taser go brrrr

"crackhead"=michael reeves

by Cassius=stupid September 21, 2020

Keanu Reeves

The shoes in your closet that go well with every outfit but are extremely uncomfortable.

I'm wearing the Keanu Reeves, because I have this crazy outfit and no other shoes work with it.

by Pandacoon June 15, 2011

Keanu Reeves

1. A successful American actor, possibly immortal.

2. When a guy tries to nut on you but you dodge in a particularly cinematic fashion.

1. Keanu Reeves starred in the blockbuster The Matrix

2. Brian tried to finish on my chest but I pulled a Keanu Reeves and he hit the wall behind me instead.

by Brananigan February 27, 2018

Michael Reeves

Amazing tech youtuber who's part of Offline TV. He's Filipino, White, from Hawaii, and hates turtles. He also likes to taze people. A lot. He's dating Lily pichu also.

you know michael reeves?

yeah, the guy who went and bought 500 bulk size packs of plastic straws to throw in the ocean?

Yeah, that guy

by turtle_destroyer June 8, 2020

Johnathan Reeve

A sweater half breed asian, english man who smashes his PC all night and smashes Grace with his ding dong ching chong.

"look at Johnathan Reeve over there being all sweaty and smashing grace"
"Yeah what a dumb ass"
"Oh shit he's sweating BUCKETS"
"YOO AHAHHA YOO"

by My nigga Burr February 21, 2017