reeg

Male aged 18-35 who possesses some or all of these characteristics:

* trendy toni & guy haircut which is basically just a mullet
* diesel jeans and a pink t-shirt, often with a "witty" slogan, which will usualy refer to what a "cocksmith" they are or the immense size of their junk.
* wears a scarf with a t-shirt but no jumper or coat all year round.
* speaks in a london accent (no matter where they come from)
* loves football, but not chav enough to be a hooligan
* loves to go out to clubs and get "lairy" or "paraletic"
* always touching up and macking on "birds" in clubs in an attempt to "get a shag"
* is a big fan of mainstream indie and will group with other reegs to yell "toon! toon!" as soon as they hear the intro to 'mr brightside'
* once pissed, will congregate with other reegs to either bellow 'can't take my eyes of you' by andy williams in the middle of the street, or to swear at none-reegs whilst hanging out of a taxi window.
* loves to "blag" free entry into shitty nightclubs.
* loves patting bouncers on the back and calling them "geez" for some reason.
* is just a complete wanker

the term "reeg" comes from regular as apparently, reegs think that they are the norm and everyone else is a lameass.

non-reeg1: is Leeds Uni any good?

non-reeg2: nah, it's full of reeg wankers.
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non-reeg1: i thought tonight was in indie night but all they're playing is reeg shite like franz ferdinand.

non-reeg2: yeah, and that reeg douchebag over there's got his hands on your girl's arse.

non-reeg1: oh shit yeah. and now she's going back to his house for pummeling. what a reeg cunt.

reeg by Captain Hero May 5, 2006

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Reeg

Hostile, man-eating sandwiches commonly found in the deepest depths of The Bermuda Triangle. These creatures are known to be immortal and are usually worshipped by a species called the Spidernt Jellyfish.

"You know, my uncle almost got eaten alive once."
"Really? By what?"
"A Reeg."

Reeg by Jellyfish Sandwich April 2, 2022

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reegared

The moment when your phone or computer screen freezes and there is pornography open.

"Aw man, my screen froze on a huge picture of a dick and my professor looked over. Totally reegared."

reegared by spacebfs October 3, 2012

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reeghan

Reeghan, often being great listeners; their constant shoulder, with none in return can make them feel unappreciated. Being very bottled people, Reeghan prefers smaller packs, or just a significant other. The people they carefully choose to keep close, they cherish and devote all time and care to. Their rough tone and behavior doesn't necessarily mean they're difficult to get along with. Getting to know them just takes more battle. They don't reveal themselves with patience; some pressure needs to be added, as they keep hidden and find it selfish to involve others in such matters. As lover, Reeghan is very yearning for attention from significant others in quieter ways, sending very subtle notions; this technique typically ending in failure because of vague, confused messages they may not even understand, themselves. Reeghan becomes very tender to compliments and requited feelings, not having very much charisma this may catch them off guard. Reeghan remains very loyal, preferring a more 'behind closed doors' relationship, making to be very passionate. If a lover comes into their life, thinking can become quite a task, as they are a romantic type; potential lovers can be seen as a distraction in a somewhat good way. Friends are precious and adored in their eyes. Reeghan is always there to talk to any of their friend's needs. Sometimes so much they ignore their own issues, at times even using their friend's problems as distractions from their own.

Person1: I've been feeling really upset lately.
Person2: Why don't you talk to Reeghan? They always know what to say.

reeghan by Foreign_Guy June 6, 2017