redwood high school

a school in marin where girls only wear lulus and everyone meets in the bathroom to juul. you get asked at least once a day to hit ur juul or if u have a pod. the cheapest car in the parking lot is a bmw and if you dont wear air force 1's ur not relevant. its all white kids who try to be black and only listen to rap. you can either meet everyone at cheesesteak or at in n out after school and no one leaves campus until 30 minutes after school gets out. if you look at someone the wrong way you automatically have beef. you constantly get your phone taken in class and you leave once a period for a smoke sesh in the bathrooms. no matter who you are you always wear brandy or stuff from urban. did I say everyone has a juul? no one ever gets in trouble except when you spend to much money on ur dads credit card. you constantly ask people for rides. you and ur friends skip smart to go sit in the car and blast music. everyone follows banger buddy and everyone hates you. no matter who you are someone at the school talks shit about you and you talk shit about people. no one actually knows what the fuck is going on in class and you have a shit load of group chats for homework. also you probably failed your final but its okay because daddy will sue the school if you dont get an A. go giants!

"bro what school do you go to?"
"yo, i go to redwood high school hbu?"
"of fuck i go to Marin Catholic"
"FUCK MC"

redwood high school by fuckmcbitch December 20, 2017

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Redwood High School

Home of the um... Im not sure cuz you never hea anyone saying Redwood Bkahbkahs did anything... I think its Giants. But anyways Redwood (AKA Deadwood) is known for its um well nothing really.

Wow im glad I didnt go to Redwod High School!

Redwood High School by Mister Man February 27, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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