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redwood high school 

a school in marin where girls only wear lulus and everyone meets in the bathroom to juul. you get asked at least once a day to hit ur juul or if u have a pod. the cheapest car in the parking lot is a bmw and if you dont wear air force 1's ur not relevant. its all white kids who try to be black and only listen to rap. you can either meet everyone at cheesesteak or at in n out after school and no one leaves campus until 30 minutes after school gets out. if you look at someone the wrong way you automatically have beef. you constantly get your phone taken in class and you leave once a period for a smoke sesh in the bathrooms. no matter who you are you always wear brandy or stuff from urban. did I say everyone has a juul? no one ever gets in trouble except when you spend to much money on ur dads credit card. you constantly ask people for rides. you and ur friends skip smart to go sit in the car and blast music. everyone follows banger buddy and everyone hates you. no matter who you are someone at the school talks shit about you and you talk shit about people. no one actually knows what the fuck is going on in class and you have a shit load of group chats for homework. also you probably failed your final but its okay because daddy will sue the school if you dont get an A. go giants!
"bro what school do you go to?"
"yo, i go to redwood high school hbu?"
"of fuck i go to Marin Catholic"
"FUCK MC"
redwood high school by fuckmcbitch December 20, 2017
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Redwood High School 

Home of the um... Im not sure cuz you never hea anyone saying Redwood Bkahbkahs did anything... I think its Giants. But anyways Redwood (AKA Deadwood) is known for its um well nothing really.
Wow im glad I didnt go to Redwod High School!
Redwood High School by Mister Man February 27, 2005

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026