18 nearly identical definitions of the same stupid, not all that funny word -- teabag.
God, I don't remember being so easily amused when I was 15...
God, I don't remember being so easily amused when I was 15...
by cranky old man February 14, 2004
A complete and utter result where you get to leave your mundane job behind and 'focus on your career' (that's find another McJob to normal people) with the added bonus of a payout not to do the job you hate any more.
Officially, there's a selection pool but it'll generally be determined by how pissed off your manager is with you when 'efficiency savings' (that's lay offs to us normal people) need to be made.
The best modern use of the phrase 'crying all the way to the bank'.
Officially, there's a selection pool but it'll generally be determined by how pissed off your manager is with you when 'efficiency savings' (that's lay offs to us normal people) need to be made.
The best modern use of the phrase 'crying all the way to the bank'.
Employee is called into a room:
Manager: Profits have fallen and we need to make some efficiency savings. Unfortunately (this is shit, your boss doesnt give a fuck about you) your post has been selected for redundancy.
Employee: Oh no. This is terrible news.
Will you pay my notice in lieu?
Manager: Yes
Employee: What's the payout?
Manager: A month for every year of service. You'll get £20,000 tax free.
________________________________________________
Employee finds another job and has a pile of cash in their account.
Manager: Profits have fallen and we need to make some efficiency savings. Unfortunately (this is shit, your boss doesnt give a fuck about you) your post has been selected for redundancy.
Employee: Oh no. This is terrible news.
Will you pay my notice in lieu?
Manager: Yes
Employee: What's the payout?
Manager: A month for every year of service. You'll get £20,000 tax free.
________________________________________________
Employee finds another job and has a pile of cash in their account.
by HR_Advisory January 12, 2012
an awesome green day song that has good guitar sounds; the song is very lovesick; the premise is about a relationship where things are getting stale and the lovers dont know what to do to make things better
No I cannot speak,
I lost my voice,
I'm speechless and redundant,
Cause I love you is not enough,
I'm lost for word
I lost my voice,
I'm speechless and redundant,
Cause I love you is not enough,
I'm lost for word
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 17, 2004
Verb derivative of the adjective redundant, meaning to state a reduntant fact and in doing so admit its redundancy.
To redund may either involve conversational or literary use. When voiced in conversation, it may either be used to clarify a concept without being condescending, or with a a sarcastic tone to degrade a person. When used in writing, the verb may give the author the ability to be redundant without being reprimanded for otherwise unnecessary repetition.
To redund may either involve conversational or literary use. When voiced in conversation, it may either be used to clarify a concept without being condescending, or with a a sarcastic tone to degrade a person. When used in writing, the verb may give the author the ability to be redundant without being reprimanded for otherwise unnecessary repetition.
"The Cold War was fought with no shots being fired," the teacher rendunded, seeing how the class seemed to ignore her the first time around.
"Allow me to redund, you're an idiot."
"Allow me to redund, you're an idiot."
by Yuriy Zubovski March 1, 2006
by this website is ruined November 14, 2005
by BadSeed13 December 31, 2007